Check out this laugh-out-loud funny speech by John McCain at the Al Smith Charity Dinner. There are very humorous bits about ACORN, the Clintons, MSNBC, among others. Be sure and check out Part 2 as well.

John McCain at Al Smith Dinner:  Part 2

Obama’s Response to McCain

You will enjoy this parody piece, by Gerard Baker, outlining the coming of the “Child” (Barack Obama) and all his wondrous deeds.  Baker does a great job highlighting the absurdity of the media adulation and near Messianic reverence of Obama’s followers … very funny stuff:

Times Online UK - He Ventured Forth to Bring Light to the World

Check out this musical video by Mary Katharine Ham and Jon Ham that shows how great life could be with a little Obama watching over us. This is absolutely hilarious! You won’t be disappointed.

It seems either Barack Obama needs to study his Constitution or the electorate should prepare for a two year illegal coup at the end of Obama’s second term.

Here’s a video of Obama on CBS’s Face the Nation, speaking about meeting the world leaders he will be “dealing with over the next eight to 10 years.”

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Be afraid, be very afraid

Iranian President Ahmadinejad said this about the likelihood of an American attack:

In the US, his wise scholars will not allow Mr. Bush to commit political suicide and of course the economic, political and military situation will not allow Mr. Bush to do that.

I’m beginning to think he could be right. I would say President Bush has a very slim shot of winning the upcoming presidential election. I imagine Ahmanutjob will be sweating bullets come November 5.

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Check out these parody Obama “scriptures” by Mark Shea … hilarious!

The Beginning of the Gospel of Obama - Catholic Exchange

Although parody, there are many people who see Obama as almost a type of Messiah. When people have a God-shaped hole in their heart, they seek to fill it with the empty, false hopes of the world.

Barack Obama accomplishes the impossible once again.

As more and more schools turn to healthy snack alternatives, a candy black market is emerging. Some students now bring candy-laden backpacks to school to sell to other students for profit.

Students Turn A Profit From Candy Sales - VV Daily Press

What’s truly needed to stem the candy tide are more candy-control laws. If we can limit its sale, fewer children will be the victims of cavities, hyper-activity, and parental rage. There are especially dangerous brands of candy, infused with caffeine, that should be banned altogether. We need to offer tax-payer sponsored candy buy-back programs to get dangerous candy off the streets. A 7-day waiting period before children can purchase candy could keep children with prior confectionery infractions from purchasing these harmful treats.